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Liis And Sawyer Are Friends Now For Some Reason: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 6

April 8, 2016
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Hey, wanna hear something crazy? I’m flying to London later today! Ariel and I are gonna hang out and watch Bob’s Burgers! I mean, do London things. Like watch Bob’s Burgers. Beautiful Redemption: Chapter 6 Liis is busily working on fanservice the Travis Maddox case, where she comes to totally sensible, very logical conclusions. After […]

Liis and Thomas are Going Undercover at Trabby’s Vow Renewals. YAAAAS: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 5

April 7, 2016
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Beautiful Redemption Chapter 5: Liis goes to the gym during Thomas’ gym time. Damn, she’s got a spunky personality. I guess it’s her Irish shining through again! Thomas protests Liis being there a little bit, but F for effort overall. Liis informs us that she “switched out [her ]C-cup for a sports bra.” I distinctly remember Cami […]

What We’re Actually Reading: Spring 2016 Roundup

April 6, 2016
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I’ve read four books of my goal to read twenty books this year! Not counting books we read for this blog. Obviously. The word “goal” implies some kind of personal achievement. Jane Eyre What’s It About? It’s Jane Eyre, y’all. What’s It Like? Is it weird if my favorite parts of this were the first […]

Jessica’s Life Is Also a Mess! Twinsies! Sweet Valley Confidential Chapter 2

April 5, 2016
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Originally Ariel and I were talking about just skipping ahead to the batshit insane Sweet Valley High novels (and there are some choice ones, let me just say!). I imagine we’ll be coming back to those eventually, all out of order and with a complete lack of respect to continuity. But we could not resist the ten years later […]

10 Years Later, We Flashback to High School a Lot: Sweet Valley Confidential Chapter 1

April 4, 2016
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  Sweet Vally Confidential Chapter 1: Elizabeth now lives in New York City. She’s trying to escape Sweet Valley, Jessica, and the memories of Jessica’s undisclosed betrayal. As Elizabeth walks into apartment, though, Jessica is leaving a message begging her to answer so they can talk. “You going to get that?” David Stephenson, the young man standing next […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 28-April 1

April 2, 2016
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Notice how we didn’t do anything dumb for April Fool’s Day yesterday. It’s cool. We got you. You’re safe here. Left Behind We finished the first Left Behind book! It ended with Carpathia killing Stonagal and Todd-Cothran, and then used his magic antichrist powers to get everyone to think that those two killed themselves. Also Buck […]

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Thomas Manages To NOT Be An A-hole: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 4

April 1, 2016
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We’re on week 2 of a new Jamie McGuire novel and I’ve already mixed up the Maddox brothers’ names once. Beautiful Redemption: Chapter 4 Liis and Val go to the bar. Again. I like how McGuire’s already distilled her formula to the essentials, because while Beautiful Disaster and Beautiful Oblivion both had The Red, Beautiful […]

Liis Finds Out She Slept With Her Boss/Coworker/Neighbor/a Maddox Bro/The Meanest Special Agent EVAR: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 3

March 31, 2016
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“WHO THE HELL IS LISA?” A loud voice bounced off the four walls of the squad room. “Lisa Lindy.” […] I looked up into the eyes of the young Assistant Special Agent in Charge and nearly swallowed my tongue. It was him—my one-night stand, the lips I missed, my neighbor. Val chimes in with a helpful […]

Got Left Behind By Left Behind? BBGT eBook Available Now!

March 30, 2016
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Next week we’ll be leaving behind Left Behind (yes, this post will be nothing but jokes about the name “Left Behind”, so get ready). But first we thought we’d let you know that our eBook for Left Behind is already available on Amazon. I know, right?! That was super fast! We only finished reading that thing yesterday! And now […]

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The Antichrist Mind-Controls Everyone, This Is No Fun Anymore: Left Behind Chapter 25, Part 2

March 29, 2016
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Previously in the last chapter of Left Behind, the antichrist has “Who me? Aw, shucks”-ed his way to a brand new political office in charge of the entire world. Despite devoting considerably more of its almost 500 pages to an intricate political thriller narrative than to, you know, the apocalpyse, it is not particularly clear how […]

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