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What Dogs Are The Fifty Shades Movie Cast?

February 14, 2016 by

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There’s a new website called what-dog.net spreading through the internet right now, which attempts to identify the breed of a dog in any picture you give it. Naturally, the internet has unanimously decided to only upload photos of people with it to see what happens. So you get the idea. I gave what-dog.net a photo of myself, […]

Even MOAR Fifty Shades and Crossfire News

November 18, 2015 by

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Fifty Shades Movie News: I had heard the rumor that Jamie Dornan’s wife didn’t want him filming Fifty Shades anymore, and according to this random site I found, people thought this was because his wife was worried he had feelings for Dakota Johnson. HAHHAHAHAHHAA. If that was true, someone needs to just show her this gif: I […]

Matthew’s Reaction: Fifty Shades of Fatigue

February 20, 2015 by

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Yes, of course it’s terrible. Which you’ve probably heard by now, or probably presumed anyway months ago. Reading a review saying that Fifty Shades of Grey is not a good movie, for presumably most of you, would be like reading an article in the news saying that the sun set in the west last night. […]

The Fifty Shades of Grey Drinking Game: Movie Edition

February 19, 2015 by

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Back in the day, Matt and I started a Fifty Shades of Grey drinking game for the books. For some reason we only did one for chapters 1-10, but since the books basically just repeated themselves for thousands of pages, the rules mostly applied throughout the entire thing. Now that the film is out, we thought a […]

How The Fifty Shades Movie Emotionally Broke My Girlfriend

February 18, 2015 by

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I’ll have more of my own thoughts and a more traditional review of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie later this week (I promise!), but I wanted to share an anecdote with you first. Much like Ariel did, I made my significant other watch this movie with me. This was a selfish move on my […]

Differences Between the Fifty Shades of Grey Book and Film

February 18, 2015 by

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I don’t know if you guys heard, but the Fifty Shades of Grey movie recently came out. I’m pretty sure a few people have seen it. For those of you who haven’t (or for those of you who love to discuss the differences between film adaptations and the books they’re based on), I’ve started to put together […]

Can You Ironically Enjoy the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie?: An Inquiry

February 17, 2015 by

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Today’s Snark Week post is a guest post from our friend Ellen (not the Ellen who did Cosmo Red Hot Reds for us. We know a lot of Ellens.) Ellen is also a bad movie night aficionado and The Room fanatic, so she went to the theaters for us with a specific mission: does Fifty […]

Ariel’s Reaction: The Fifty Shades of Grey Movie was Better than the First Book

February 16, 2015 by

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Today my boyfriend [Jeremy says: Hi ] and I went to see the Fifty Shades of Grey film, and the nicest thing I can say is that I enjoyed it more than the first book! Overall, the whole experience of seeing the movie, though, was…odd, mundane, and frankly pretty boring. We saw the movie at a cinema in […]

We Have A New Fifty Shades Piece On NPR!

February 13, 2015 by

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As you might have imagined, Ariel and I have had lots of thoughts about the Fifty Shades movie. It’s with considerable excitement that I can share one of my more carefully considered ideas about it with all of you, which you can read (get excited) over at NPR. I have a new freelance piece on […]

How The Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Could Actually Be Good

February 11, 2015 by

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Well, the inevitable is finally here. The Fifty Shades of Grey movie comes out this weekend. Holy crap. But before it comes out, I’d like to engage in a quick thought experiment. What if it’s not the worst thing that has ever happened? Is there any way this movie could still be, dare I say […]