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Last Chapter of Fifty Shades Darker? Super Extra Length Post! Like Christian Grey’s Penis!: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Twenty-Two

December 25, 2012 by

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Merry Christmas, Bad Books Good Times readers! Our present to you is we coincidentally finish Fifty Shades Darker today! As an extra Christmas gift, although arguably one that is more so a gift for Ariel and myself, sometime today the very first Bad Books, Good Times eBook will be for sale on Amazon.com. Basically, we’ve […]

Someone Gets a Drink Thrown in Their Face, Find Out Who!:Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 22

December 24, 2012 by

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I can’t believe this is the final chapter, you guys! And the e-book is coming out soon, like really really soon. Get excited! Chapter 22 Previously, in Fifty Shades of Nothing is Happening: “Our love is perfect, let’s get married, Ana.” “But Christian, we haven’t known each other that long, and we have so many issues, and […]

Anal: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Twenty-One

December 18, 2012 by

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Sort of. Chapter Twenty-One Here’s a quick summary of Christian and Ana’s sex life: Christian Grey and Ana want to have sex. Christian Grey won’t have sex with Ana because he only likes kinky BDSM sex. Christian Grey and Ana have sex. Christian Grey gradually talks Ana into having gradually kinkier, BDSM-ier sex, although Ana […]

Christian and Ana Love Each Other in Case You Weren’t Sure: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 21

December 17, 2012 by

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Chapter 21 In case you forgot, missed the last post, are just joining us, blocked this book out of your memory, just came out of a coma, are suffering from amnesia, or just can’t get enough of Ana and Christian’s, er, adventures, here’s where we left off: They were going to have sex in Christian’s […]

Christian Grey and Ana Are Gonna Get Married! But First They’re Gonna Bang: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Twenty

December 11, 2012 by

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It’s finals week of my second last semester of college, and I’m taking a break from working on three papers to write a blog post about erotic fiction. My life. I don’t even. Chapter Twenty At the end of the last chapter, Ana finally answered yes to Christian’s proposal. Although he didn’t really propose, but […]

The Best Way to Describe an Orgasm: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 20

December 10, 2012 by

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For those of you who haven’t seen, the blog received its first bit of real hate mail! It was mainly a personal attack against me, and I loved every second of reading this beautifully crafted comment. Chapter 20 When we last left the Fifty Shades gang, Ana had just accepted Christian’s marriage proposal. So this means I’m probably […]

Christian Grey Goes Missing! For Three Pages: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Nineteen

December 4, 2012 by

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As Ariel announced yesterday, she’s actually writing her senior thesis on Fifty Shades of Grey. Since then you might have been wondering, “Gee, I wonder if Matthew’s writing his senior thesis on Fifty Shades of Grey too!” And to answer this burning question, I have to inform you that, no, I am absolutely not writing […]

Everything is Resolved Extremely Quickly, How is There Still More Book Left?: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 19

December 3, 2012 by

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Last week I wrote the first draft of my senior thesis prospectus. Ya’ll, I’m officially writing my thesis on Fifty Shades. Yes, that’s right, the fate of my college career, whether or not I graduate, relies on my ability to write a scholarly work on this piece of shit, and I could not be more excited! […]

This Is Not My Beautiful House, This Is Not My Beautiful Wife: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter Eighteen

November 27, 2012 by

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I have three final papers due this week. Finals week is in two weeks. I don’t understand it, but my point is we’re just kinda gonna jump right in here. Chapter Eighteen Christian Grey is driving Ana to a SECRET. Christian continues to drive past single-story, well-kept, clapboard houses where kids play either clustered around […]

The Return of Sandstone and Oysters: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 18

November 26, 2012 by

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Chapter 18 When we last left our favorite characters in the history of all books ever, Ana and Christian, Christian was about to surprise Ana! Golly gee, I sure can’t wait to see what happens next, folks. They drive to some cute little neighborhood, and wouldn’t you know it, fucking sandstone comes back into play! […]