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It’s The Climax: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Five

July 9, 2013 by


Remember that time when Bad Books, Good Times started and then we spent the next almost fourteen months reading the Fifty Shades trilogy? Yeah, we’re finally done with this thing. Grueling though it was, painful though it was, let’s all take a moment to reflect on how 1) you weren’t the ones reading it, so […]

We’re Done, We’re Really F***king Done: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 25

July 8, 2013 by


Last time, Christian was about to tell Ana about his sordid past with Elena. Ana was like, “Holy shit,” because that’s her reaction to everything. My reaction was, “This? This is supposed to be such big news that the final chapter of the series seems to hinge around this? Fuck this series.” Also, yes, this […]

Fifty Shades of Denouement: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Four

July 2, 2013 by


Guys, we have three chapters left of the Fifty Shades trilogy, which we’ve been reading for over a year. Does anybody know what the plot was supposed to be? Chapter Twenty-Four I guess the novel hit a climax (heh) with the Jack Hyde plotline once again being re-re-re-re-resolved apparently for good (we can probably assume […]

Some Things are Revealed, Other Things are Partially Revealed: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 24

July 1, 2013 by


Last time, Ana was rescued by Christian and co from Hyde. She overheard bits and pieces of conversations while she was in and out of consciousness. She woke up, and Christian helped her pee. Now you know. Chapter 24 So much of nothing happens in the first part of this chapter. Ana again wonders why […]

Everybody Wants To Spank Ana: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Three

June 25, 2013 by


I may or may not have gotten a Biggie Smalls reference into an NPR article at work today, guys. Be proud of me. Chapter Twenty-Three Last we saw Ana, she was being kicked to death by Jack Hyde until she shot him in the knee. Ana passes out immediately, because, like every scene E L […]

This Series is Almost Over and There Still Haven’t Been Any Zombies: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 23

June 24, 2013 by


Previously, Ana and Christian fought about their unborn child and the fact that Christian went out drinkin’ with his ex. Then Jack Hyde came back into the picture to ensure that they never have a real discussion about their issues. Because now life has been put into perspective! Ana made Christian think she was leaving […]

Leila’s Gun Is The New Chekhov’s Gun: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Two

June 18, 2013 by


Previously in Fifty Shades, Ana has an accidental pregnancy, Christian yells at her for being stupid and gets drunk with his ex, Ana gets angry, and Ana and Christian aren’t speaking to each other. Thankfully, they don’t actually have to work out their problems by talking about it like adults because the kidnapping of Christian’s […]

The Anticipated Return of Jack Hyde: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 22

June 17, 2013 by


When we last left off, Jack Hyde had finally made his grand return and contacted Ana. From her sister-in-law’s phone! Uh-oh¬†spaghetti-o. Chapter 22 Thankfully Hyde is calling right in the nick of time to save Ana and Christian’s relationship by causing outside drama that will overshadow their personal conflict. Thus, nothing will actually get resolved […]

Ana Is Still Calling Her Unborn Child “Little Blip”: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-One

June 11, 2013 by


Previously¬†in Fifty Shades, the series gets dangerously close to its lowest point when Ana finds out she’s pregnant and Christian yells at her, blames her for getting pregnant, leaves her and comes back in the morning heavily intoxicated from a night drinking with his ex-mistress. This is actually what happens in this book. Chapter Twenty-One […]

We Briefly Meet Ana’s Inner Bitch: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 21

June 10, 2013 by


For those of you that don’t remember, Ana is pregnant, and when she tells Christian the news, he’s a total turd muffin about it. Also, last chapter ended with Ana finding out (via text message) that Christian was out drinking with Evil Cougar instead of figuring things out with Ana. Chapter 21 This chapter opens […]