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One Exact Same Book Down, Two Exact Same Books To Go: Grey Chapters 24 & 25

September 15, 2015 by


Guys. Your prayers have been answered. Today is the day we put Grey out of its misery. Grey: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 The last few chapters of Grey have kicked off with Christian having flashbacks leading up to his mother’s death, which represent the loneliness and suffering in his life without Ana or whatever. But […]

Christian Comes for Team USA. No, I Don’t Know What That Means Either: Grey Chapter 23

September 14, 2015 by


Grey: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 Grey takes an alarming turn and starts with a sex dream instead of a nightmare. It’s exactly the kind of shocking twist you’d expect from Grey this late in the game. We’re fucking. Fucking hard. Against the bathroom door. She’s mine. I bury myself in her, again and again. Glorying in her: the […]

Christian Is Still Sad: Grey Chapter 22

September 8, 2015 by


Last week, when we hit the part where the original Fifty Shades of Grey book ended and then I said that there’s still another five chapters to go, a few people starting asking questions, mostly along the lines of, “Sweet merciful lord, WHY?” To be totally fair, seeing the aftermath of the breakup from Christian’s […]

Christian Makes the Decision to Purchase Microwave Cooking for One: Grey Chapter 21

September 7, 2015 by


On Saturday I was looking over our stats for the week and thinking, ‘yup, business as usu – wait what?’ when I noticed that we were getting an enormous amount of traffic for a Saturday. I don’t know what it is about Saturdays, maybe everyone is too hungover to deal with these books or maybe […]

Ana Breaks Up With Christian: Grey Chapter 20

September 1, 2015 by


For those of you who read this blog for the little anecdotes about the lives that Ariel and I lead, I helped some friends move last weekend. These were the highlights: An old lady hung out by our uhaul telling us how low her rent is A glass pane somehow wound up in the moving […]

Where in the World is Carmen Sandileila? Grey Chapter 19

August 31, 2015 by


Christian can’t sleep because he’s too busy fretting about Leila and trying to figure out why she might have been suicidal. Why was Leila suicidal? What possessed her? Her desperate unhappiness resonates with a younger, miserable me. I’m trying to quash my memories, but the anger and desolation of my solitary teen years resurfaces and […]

Christian Breaks Into A Hospital: Grey Chapter 18 Part 2

August 28, 2015 by


If you missed us earlier this week, I assure you this half-chapter more than makes up for all the ridiculous, infuriating, “Christian uses his good looks to infiltrate a hospital and this is a totally believable scenario” wackiness you’ve been waiting for. Grey: Thursday, June 2, 2011 (continued) Yesterday’s chapter continues after Christian and Ana […]

This Chapter is Brought to you by Apple: Grey Chapter 18 Part 1

August 27, 2015 by


Well, the votes are in, and for some reason more of you voted for Grey. That means we’re stuck with yet another super long chapter of doom. To preserve our sanity, Matt and I have combined forces to tackle this week’s Grey. Grey: Thursday, June 2, 2011 Ana is talking in her sleep, and despite […]

Christian Stalks Ana Across The Country, Accidentally Stalks Her To Her Hotel: Grey Chapter 17

August 18, 2015 by


Content Advisory Warning: Christian Grey makes a shitty Casablanca reference in this chapter, which might cause you great pain if you like Casablanca as much as I do. Grey: Wednesday, June 1, 2011 Christian and Taylor arrive in Savannah, which Christian is desperately trying to convince his coworkers is sorta kinda a business trip by […]

Christian Gets Dinner With Elena: Grey Chapter 16

August 17, 2015 by


Grey: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 The chapter again opens with another of Christian’s nightmares, which seem to be progressing in such a logical sequence as is customary for nightmares. This nightmare is about a man who shouts at and hits Christian and his mother. The man and Christian’s mother leave the house, and Christian hides in […]