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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 28-April 1

April 2, 2016 by


Notice how we didn’t do anything dumb for April Fool’s Day yesterday. It’s cool. We got you. You’re safe here. Left Behind We finished the first Left Behind book! It ended with Carpathia killing Stonagal and Todd-Cothran, and then used his magic antichrist powers to get everyone to think that those two killed themselves. Also Buck […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 21 – 25

March 26, 2016 by


Left Behind Everyone is finally confident that Carpathia is the Antichrist (fucking finally), but then wonder, “but who, like, is actually the Antichrist?” Carpathia is basically made king of the world because everyone is obsessed with him. The motherfucking Tribulation Force assembles. Buck is 100% confident that this is the Rapture and really wants to be a […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 14-18

March 19, 2016 by


This week we finished the fourth House of Night book, Untamed. And we’re two weeks away from the conclusion of Left Behind. I also watched the last Hunger Games movie last weekend, but that’s not relevant. Left Behind World-famous journalist Buck finally interviews Rayford about his take on the disappearances for some reason. Buck then stalks Chloe onto a plane […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 7-11, 2016

March 13, 2016 by


It’s the Lazy Reader’s Guide on a SUNDAY! Everything’s gone MAD! Left Behind Ariel doesn’t understand Carpathia’s convoluted rise to power, and our main characters finally cross paths! Buck has a meeting with Bailey (his new boss) and Steve (his former boss who’s going to work for Carpathia and is already apparently evil). They talk about […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 29 – March 4, 2016

March 5, 2016 by


Left Behind We get a pretty clear roadmap of what horrors the post-rapture world is in for. Then Steve accepts a job as Carpathia’s press secretary, and Buck is going to take over his job as the head of the Weekly.  Everyone is still convinced that Carpathia couldn’t possibly be the antichrist despite the fact […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 22-26, 2016

February 27, 2016 by


Left Behind In the increasingly “this is about the rapture?” Left Behind, the antichrist is named the sexiest man alive. He also tells the secret society running the whole world to call of its hit on Buck while telling Buck he totally doesn’t have any connections with them. Buck learns that the British government is trying to frame […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 15 – 19, 2016

February 20, 2016 by


Left Behind: For unfathomable reasons, Rayford tells Chloe that he’d been attracted to Hattie, nothing had happened between them, he totally doesn’t want to bang her now, but he does want to make her a proper Christian. Great, plan, buddy. Also Carpathia gives more speeches that we don’t actually really get to read. But he is totally […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 8-12, 2016

February 13, 2016 by


In news that is always as exciting as it is dreadful, we’re over the halfway point with both of these books now! We’re going to do some polls in the near future, but what are your thoughts about us reading the sequels to either of these books next? We want your feedback! Left Behind Rayford and […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: Feb 1 – Feb 5, 2016

February 6, 2016 by


I spent a lot of time on Amazon looking through DS games – because I still don’t have a 3DS – the other day, and now when I visit BBGT’s homepage I keep getting ads for those games. It’s working on me. I can slowly feel myself becoming more and more prone to just adding […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: January 25- January 29, 2016

January 30, 2016 by


Here’s what you missed this week! Or want to relive again, for whatever reason! Left Behind Buck finally flies back to New York and immediately wants to leave. Meanwhile, Rayford continues to be sad. Buck finds a private pilot who’ll fly him from Milwaukee to New York. The pilot thinks that the disappearances are the […]