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Elizabeth Punishes Her Sister By Sort Of Pimping Her Out? : Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapters 12-13

November 3, 2015 by


Emphasis on “sort of”. Sweet Valley High: Secrets, Chapter 11 (continued) Amongst the other crazy events happening at the dance, Elizabeth is shocked to see Enid has shown up at the dance… with a handsome young man. But first, Elizabeth has to quickly, painlessly make amends with Enid: “Liz?” Enid placed a tentative hand on her arm. “[…] I […]

Everything is Okay Again Because Enid Has a New Boyfriend Immediately: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 11 – 12 (Part 1)

November 2, 2015 by


Not-pathetic-at-all-side-plea: If you are currently using adblockers, please consider turning them off while reading our blog. We’re just two crazy kids trying to make it in this crazy world, bloggin’ bout shitty books, trying to increase our ad revenue. Sweet Valley High, Secrets, Chapter 11 The story abruptly shifts to Enid’s perspective. “Enid!” Surprise was stamped on […]

Elizabeth Finally Figures Out It’s Her Sociopath Sister’s Fault: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 10

October 27, 2015 by


PSA: You know the bar at the top of the BBGT website that lists books and genres that we’ve read? Well, we finally figured out how to get the page for each book to display posts in chapter order (like, you know, a book!), as opposed to reverse chronological order. You have no idea how […]

Elizabeth Still Can’t Figure Out Jessica is Behind All the Drama: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 9

October 26, 2015 by


Elizabeth talks to a sexy teacher and then Winston in an attempt to find out who told Ronnie about Enid's secret letters. Jessica's whereabouts remain unknown, but she is likely to be up to no good.

People Are Still Letting Jessica Talk To People About Their Problems: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 8

October 20, 2015 by


Hey, everyone. Last week was all important news about our Patreon, but today we need to talk about something else that’s very important. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs. This has instilled certain things into my identity. I currently live in New York City, which is great. But at the moment, being who I am […]

Dawn of the Planet of the Gossipmongers: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 7

October 19, 2015 by


You guys, I was looking up this book to find out the publication date, but THE EPISODE came up. If you go to about minute 2, you’ll get to see someone’s vision of Ronnie and Enid was brought to life. Ronnie is not how I picture him at all…   SHAMELESS PATREON PLUG. If somehow we make […]

Jessica Goes To A High School Party: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 6

October 13, 2015 by


Did you know we have a Patreon? We have a Patreon! If you’re interested in supporting BBGT with monthly donations, we’re interested in saying thank you. In fact, $1/month backers have access to our eBooks. And they are up now! So if you’re one of our Patrons, go get your eBooks! If you’re not one yet, YOU […]

Enid Vs Elizabeth Smackdown Special: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 5

October 12, 2015 by


Guess what? Our Patreon is live! You can check it out to see all the excitement for yourself, but in short, it’s an easy way for anyone who would like to support us to give a monthly donation to BBGT, and get a little something extra back in return. We’re new to Patreon, though, so hopefully […]

Enid and Ronnie Fight Already: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 4

October 6, 2015 by


Sweet Valley High: Secrets Chapter 4 Elizabeth, Todd, Enid, and Ronnie are at the movies for a double date (the book points out that “the two couples often double-dated”, even though Elizabeth and Todd have only been dating since the end of the last book and who knows how long ago that was). Todd has […]

Jessica Squirts Tomato Juice on Her Sweater and Has a Meltdown: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 3

October 5, 2015 by


Full disclosure, I feel weird about making fun of most of the characters in this chapter because I am slightly worried they actually have conditions of some sort that I shouldn’t mock. So I make the following jokes under the assumption that the author intended that they all be fully functioning, clear-headed people who are […]