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Jessica’s Life Is Also a Mess! Twinsies! Sweet Valley Confidential Chapter 2

April 5, 2016 by

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Originally Ariel and I were talking about just skipping ahead to the batshit insane Sweet Valley High novels (and there are some choice ones, let me just say!). I imagine we’ll be coming back to those eventually, all out of order and with a complete lack of respect to continuity. But we could not resist the ten years later […]

Elizabeth Punishes Her Sister By Sort Of Pimping Her Out? : Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapters 12-13

November 3, 2015 by

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Emphasis on “sort of”. Sweet Valley High: Secrets, Chapter 11 (continued) Amongst the other crazy events happening at the dance, Elizabeth is shocked to see Enid has shown up at the dance… with a handsome young man. But first, Elizabeth has to quickly, painlessly make amends with Enid: “Liz?” Enid placed a tentative hand on her arm. “[…] I […]

Elizabeth Finally Figures Out It’s Her Sociopath Sister’s Fault: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 10

October 27, 2015 by

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PSA: You know the bar at the top of the BBGT website that lists books and genres that we’ve read? Well, we finally figured out how to get the page for each book to display posts in chapter order (like, you know, a book!), as opposed to reverse chronological order. You have no idea how […]

People Are Still Letting Jessica Talk To People About Their Problems: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 8

October 20, 2015 by

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Hey, everyone. Last week was all important news about our Patreon, but today we need to talk about something else that’s very important. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs. This has instilled certain things into my identity. I currently live in New York City, which is great. But at the moment, being who I am […]

Jessica Goes To A High School Party: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 6

October 13, 2015 by

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Did you know we have a Patreon? We have a Patreon! If you’re interested in supporting BBGT with monthly donations, we’re interested in saying thank you. In fact, $1/month backers have access to our eBooks. And they are up now! So if you’re one of our Patrons, go get your eBooks! If you’re not one yet, YOU […]

Enid and Ronnie Fight Already: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 4

October 6, 2015 by

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Sweet Valley High: Secrets Chapter 4 Elizabeth, Todd, Enid, and Ronnie are at the movies for a double date (the book points out that “the two couples often double-dated”, even though Elizabeth and Todd have only been dating since the end of the last book and who knows how long ago that was). Todd has […]

Jessica Has Lots of Gossip, But No Boys: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 2

September 29, 2015 by

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Hopefully everybody’s enjoying our return to the batshit insane world of Sweet Valley High while Ariel and I sort through all our recommendations we got for the next book (update: OMG), and also purge Grey from our system. So I have a reminder, and something interesting for you guys to keep in mind. We’ve emphasized […]