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Jessica’s Life Is Also a Mess! Twinsies! Sweet Valley Confidential Chapter 2

April 5, 2016 by


Originally Ariel and I were talking about just skipping ahead to the batshit insane Sweet Valley High novels (and there are some choice ones, let me just say!). I imagine we’ll be coming back to those eventually, all out of order and with a complete lack of respect to continuity. But we could not resist the ten years later […]

10 Years Later, We Flashback to High School a Lot: Sweet Valley Confidential Chapter 1

April 4, 2016 by


  Sweet Vally Confidential Chapter 1: Elizabeth now lives in New York City. She’s trying to escape Sweet Valley, Jessica, and the memories of Jessica’s undisclosed betrayal. As Elizabeth walks into apartment, though, Jessica is leaving a message begging her to answer so they can talk. “You going to get that?” David Stephenson, the young man standing next […]

The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 2-November 6 2015

November 7, 2015 by


We’re testing out a new feature where we give you the rundown on what you might have missed in our posts this week, or if you need a refresher before reading next week’s posts. Plus some misc links from around the web that might be of interest. Sweet Valley High #2: Secrets We wrapped up Sweet […]

Elizabeth Punishes Her Sister By Sort Of Pimping Her Out? : Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapters 12-13

November 3, 2015 by


Emphasis on “sort of”. Sweet Valley High: Secrets, Chapter 11 (continued) Amongst the other crazy events happening at the dance, Elizabeth is shocked to see Enid has shown up at the dance… with a handsome young man. But first, Elizabeth has to quickly, painlessly make amends with Enid: “Liz?” Enid placed a tentative hand on her arm. “[…] I […]

Everything is Okay Again Because Enid Has a New Boyfriend Immediately: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 11 – 12 (Part 1)

November 2, 2015 by


Not-pathetic-at-all-side-plea: If you are currently using adblockers, please consider turning them off while reading our blog. We’re just two crazy kids trying to make it in this crazy world, bloggin’ bout shitty books, trying to increase our ad revenue. Sweet Valley High, Secrets, Chapter 11 The story abruptly shifts to Enid’s perspective. “Enid!” Surprise was stamped on […]

Elizabeth Finally Figures Out It’s Her Sociopath Sister’s Fault: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 10

October 27, 2015 by


PSA: You know the bar at the top of the BBGT website that lists books and genres that we’ve read? Well, we finally figured out how to get the page for each book to display posts in chapter order (like, you know, a book!), as opposed to reverse chronological order. You have no idea how […]

Elizabeth Still Can’t Figure Out Jessica is Behind All the Drama: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 9

October 26, 2015 by


Elizabeth talks to a sexy teacher and then Winston in an attempt to find out who told Ronnie about Enid's secret letters. Jessica's whereabouts remain unknown, but she is likely to be up to no good.

People Are Still Letting Jessica Talk To People About Their Problems: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 8

October 20, 2015 by


Hey, everyone. Last week was all important news about our Patreon, but today we need to talk about something else that’s very important. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs. This has instilled certain things into my identity. I currently live in New York City, which is great. But at the moment, being who I am […]

Dawn of the Planet of the Gossipmongers: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 7

October 19, 2015 by


You guys, I was looking up this book to find out the publication date, but THE EPISODE came up. If you go to about minute 2, you’ll get to see someone’s vision of Ronnie and Enid was brought to life. Ronnie is not how I picture him at all…   SHAMELESS PATREON PLUG. If somehow we make […]

Jessica Goes To A High School Party: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 6

October 13, 2015 by


Did you know we have a Patreon? We have a Patreon! If you’re interested in supporting BBGT with monthly donations, we’re interested in saying thank you. In fact, $1/month backers have access to our eBooks. And they are up now! So if you’re one of our Patrons, go get your eBooks! If you’re not one yet, YOU […]