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S**t Gets Real, Book Manages to Remain Really Boring: Left Behind Chapter 25, Part 1

March 28, 2016
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Left Behind Chapter 25, Part 1: Carpathia gathers his nearest and dearest to show off his favourite party trick – addressing people (or countries) one by one and saying the same thing in just a slightly different way. Only this time there’s a twist! He uses this rare and beautiful talent to fuck with some people’s […]

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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 21 – 25

March 26, 2016
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Left Behind Everyone is finally confident that Carpathia is the Antichrist (fucking finally), but then wonder, “but who, like, is actually the Antichrist?” Carpathia is basically made king of the world because everyone is obsessed with him. The motherfucking Tribulation Force assembles. Buck is 100% confident that this is the Rapture and really wants to be a […]

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Meet The New BFF, Same As The Old BFF: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 2

March 25, 2016
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Hopefully you enjoyed our surprise return to the world of Jamie McGuire’s Super Maddox Bros World yesterday! I thought Ariel did a great job remembering any details about Thomas that were hinted at in Beautiful Disaster and Beautiful Oblivion, because I sure as fuck didn’t. Beautiful Redemption: Chapter 2 First things first, there is NONE of that mysterious […]

No More Playing Around, Protagonists Have Sex in the First Chapter: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 1

March 24, 2016
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YESSSSSSSS. Beautiful Redemption Chapter 1 We learn the most crucial facts about our new protagonist (except her name, but I checked the summary and it’s Liis) in the first paragraph: Control was all that was real. I had learned from a young age that planning, calculation, and observation could avoid most unpleasant things—unnecessary risk, disappointment, […]

No One Is Sure Who The Antichrist Is For A Chapter: Left Behind Chapter 24

March 22, 2016
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It’s the second-last week of Left Behind! Guess how many times I’ve mistyped “Buck” as “Fuck” the last three months. Left Behind: Chapter 24 The penultimate chapter of this book about the rapture begins with its world-renowned journalist main character Buck “getting a head start on his article on the theory behind the disappeareances”, which happened […]

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TRIBULATION FORCE, ASSEMBLE!: Left Behind Chapter 23

March 21, 2016
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Buck heads to Chicago to find a replacement for Lucinda Washington where he immediately finds the perfect candidate: News of his becoming their boss had swept the place, and he was greeted with coolness by Lucinda Washington’s former assistant, a young woman in sensible shoes. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Plank did nothing about […]

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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 14-18

March 19, 2016
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This week we finished the fourth House of Night book, Untamed. And we’re two weeks away from the conclusion of Left Behind. I also watched the last Hunger Games movie last weekend, but that’s not relevant. Left Behind World-famous journalist Buck finally interviews Rayford about his take on the disappearances for some reason. Buck then stalks Chloe onto a plane […]

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They Escape, Things Continue To Be Bad: House of Night Untamed Chapter 33 (Part 2)

March 18, 2016
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Today we read the second half of the last chapter of House of Night: Untamed! Just so we’re all clear on this, it is still unclear what in this story was actually the untamed part. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 33 (continued) The gang decides that shit is FUBAR’d, what with Neferet releasing rape Satan into […]

Kalona is Extremely Sexy, So Zoey Will Probably Kind of Have a Crush on Him: Untamed Chapter 33 (Part 1)

March 17, 2016
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The Casts really know how to undermine the intensity of a situation: The ground beneath my feet, soaked through with Stevie Rae’s blood, began to shudder, rippling like it was no longer solid earth but had suddenly turned to water. Through panicked cries, I heard Aphrodite’s voice again, as calm as if she was only yelling at […]

Buck Is The Answer To Chloe’s Actual F***ing Prayers: Left Behind Chapter 22

March 15, 2016
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We’re getting pretty close to the end of the first Left Behind, which is a series that apparently have like four hundred books in it. We’re not interested in reading all that. Ariel and I have been talking and making, but we’re curious what our readers want. Leave a comment if you have more to say […]

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